SCENE: I'm in the shower and hear a rustling in my closet.
ME: Camellia is that you?
CAMELLIA (4 1/2): Um, yes...
ME: What are you doing?
ME: Nothing just means you're doing something you don't want me to know about.
CAMELLIA: I guess then I'm doing something.
ME: Want to elaborate?
CAMELLIA: You know me, Mom. I'm always doing something.
ME: Lord knows that's true.